imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

(via hatsunemika)


(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)

Me:
“So, what will it be?”

Child:
“I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”


(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)

Mother:
“Eggs… he would like some eggs…”